Today's Are you my daddy?

Mario is asking Chris Rock, Are you my daddy? You be the judge. I am thinking that the proximity of B-More and DC, there is a good chance. Correction Chris Rock is from Bedstuy. My bad looks like Mario's Mom travels or is a groupie either way he look like that grapple-handed bastard.

Little Brother - And Justus For All

My favorite Rap group since Tribe. Phonte is the most lyrical cat recording nowadays. I will argue with anybody on that. Why don't I hear these brothers on the radio. All I here is noise, a song with a whack dance associated with it. If you love hip hop, if you need a change, if you need something clean, something deep rooted, you need to download this Mixtape. Ladies and gentlemen Little Brother - And Justus For All!

Brian Moorman Congrats on Making the Pro Bowl But . . .

Brian Moorman you are still just a punter! There are reasons why you only have one bar on your helmet. You are a punter, just a tad tougher than a male cheerleader. Kick the ball dumb ass. Beautiful hit Shawn Taylor.

Tell'em Tyra

You have to admire Tyra for going at her critics like this. In my opinion she looks good. She looks healthy. She looks like a normal woman. She looks like a woman that most of us men would be blessed to have. And to any husband that is telling his wife that she is too fat, chances are you fellas needs to look in the mirror. I am willing to bet that 95% of married couples in the United States the woman looks MUCH better naked to other WOMEN. So men if you are being hard on your woman remember one thing eventually you are going to get old, lose your hair, and one thing is for sure you may not be able to stand up like you do today. Wifey will always be attractive to men eventually unless you are super rich she will be all you've got. Remember this you never have to replace the hole, you always have to replace the pole. Go Tyra, you are on your way to being the next Oprah.

The Office Dance

Quite possibly one of the funniest things I have seen on the web. Big shout to the Office (UK)

Joke of the Day - What Would You Do?

A man returning home a day early from a business trip got into a taxi at the airport. It was after midnight. While en route to his home, he asked the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspected his wife was having an affair and he intended to catch her in the act. For $100, the cabby agreed.

Quietly arriving at the house, the husband and cabby tiptoed into the bedroom. The husband switched on the lights, yanked the blanket back and there was his wife in bed with another man. The husband put a gun to the naked man's head.

The wife shouted, "Don't do it! This man has been very generous! I lied when I told you I inherited money. He paid for the Corvette I bought for you. He paid for our new cabin cruiser. He paid for our house at the lake. He paid for our country club membership, and he even pays the monthly dues!"

Shaking his head from side-to-side, the husband slowly lowered the gun. He looked over at the cab driver and said, "What would you do?"

The cabby said, "I'd cover his ass up with that blanket before he catches a cold."

He is up before Jesus and the Mexicans

Don't let your kids F*#k with you

This dude makes me laugh. Even when I am not looking at his suit or his perm.