Thursday, May 29, 2008

Doing The Math

If you were to do the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he ends up paying her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night, during their 5 year relationship (any married man knows THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs. Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?


Anonymous said...

For that kinda money, I'D do Paul McCartney. Gawd, for that kinda money, I'd do John Lennon. Now.

Heather Mills is doing for marriage what crashing and dying did for skydiving. She's the reason why George Clooney and Matt McConaghey are sworn bachelors.

Kristen is also the reason. She, however, has no unpleasant side-effects.

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