Morning Rant: In and Out Burgers be Good

Only an In-N-Out Burger can put a smile like this on a grown mans face. Well any burger works for Cedric. Cedric the Entertainer enjoys an In-N-Out burger at an Oscar after party. Look how happy he is. The burger took away his depression after not being nominated for his role in The Cleaner. (Will anybody admit to seeing that?) Cedric come on to the east coast and check out Five Guys it puts In-N-Out to shame.

Nice suit Ceddy. That second button is pulling a bit, I am sure your tailor can handle that. A few more burgers and POP, ping, ping, ping, ping, MY EYE MY EYE!

All jokes aside brother your suit is stretching so much it is starting to get as shiney as P. Diddy's. You might want to see if Fox will give you another variety show. Shucking and Jiving burns more calories than does actual talent. Look how thin Wayne Brady is. I mean damn brother you look like you ate Lavita. LMAO!

All jokes a side I am big fan, get healthy and make some good movies, please. I am not a gastroenterologist but that gut looks like a tumor.

Can somebody get this man a Nutrisystem deal? Who the hell is his agent? They helped Mike Golic Lord knows they can help you.(Breathe, breathe) I feel better now. Five Guys for lunch, I am buying. Who's in?

Congratulations to Forrest Whitaker and Jennifer Hudson

And the winners are... (Well the winners that I care about are) For Best Actor Forrest Whitaker for his role as Idi Amin in The Last king of Scotland.

And for her portrayal of Effie White in Dream Girls Jennifer Hudson win the best supporting actress Oscar.

There is something magic about this picture I just can't put my finger on it. LMAO!!!

Both well deserved and Forrest yours was long overdue. I was truly moved by both acceptance speeches. Forrest yours was phenomenal I have seen all of your movies and I realize that I had no idea what your actual voice sounded like.

Much love to you both. Congratulations.

Honorable mention to goes to those nominated but that did not win. The Pursuit of Happyness, Eddie Murphy for his nomination for playing James "Thunder" Early (Donkey from Shrek) in Dreamgirls.

I almost forgot to mention my personal favorite movie from 2007 The Departed for winning Best Picture and a slew of other awards and Martin Scorsese finally winning best director. Finally, a movie that people actually went to see in the movies wins. Again congratulations.

Show Em What You Got Jordan

Michael Jordan, greatest basketball player ever. Jay-Z best rapper alive. You gotta love this joint. Enjoy.

Michael Jordan Jay-Z Beach Chair

It's like I made this myself.

Black Snake Moan

Black Snake Moan My man Samuel Leroy Jackson, Jr. Morehouse grad, and First Negro Jedi Master. (Hand me my lightsaber. Which one? The one that say Bad Motherfucker!) So I am watching The NBA All Star game. Getting ready for work and a Samuel L. Jackson movie preview starts I sit at the edge of the bed and... Wait did he just have a white woman on a chain? Oh naw that was my imagination I dun messed around and dozed off. Tivo rewind. Oh hell he DID have a white woman on a heavy chain? Yes he did have a white woman on a chain, and not willingly either. So I guess this aint a porno. Not just any white woman Christina Ricci. In the heart of the south and Justin Timberlake is in it. This cannot be good. I tell you one thing Black Snake Moan, that is a porn title, there is no doubt about it. Does anybody white know about this movie?I mean after all if a white woman goes missing the Today show goes on 24 hour alert, it becomes a federal holiday. And if a black dude kidnapped her ... nevermind. Y'all know I am going to see this joint the day it premieres. Anyway as this story develops I will keep you all informed. Sammy Sammy Sammy.

Today's Are you my daddy?

Mario is asking Chris Rock, Are you my daddy? You be the judge. I am thinking that the proximity of B-More and DC, there is a good chance. Correction Chris Rock is from Bedstuy. My bad looks like Mario's Mom travels or is a groupie either way he look like that grapple-handed bastard.

Little Brother - And Justus For All

My favorite Rap group since Tribe. Phonte is the most lyrical cat recording nowadays. I will argue with anybody on that. Why don't I hear these brothers on the radio. All I here is noise, a song with a whack dance associated with it. If you love hip hop, if you need a change, if you need something clean, something deep rooted, you need to download this Mixtape. Ladies and gentlemen Little Brother - And Justus For All!