How to prank with a telemarketer LMAO!

Please listen to this. How to prank a telemarketer. Since my employer insists on me earning my paycheck I can not contribute to the betterment (that is not a word) of society with my wit and rants about well anything. To keep my fans happy all 3 of you. (Hi mom!) check this out. Personally one of the funniest prank calls I have heard. Enjoy

Fantasia Barrino Starring in The Color Purple on Broadway

Fantasia plays Celie on broadway. Hmmm. . . Believe it or not, looks like Miss Barrino has finally found a role that she is too attractive for. Hats off to you Tasia!

Today's Are You My Daddy

Chris Brown is asking LL Cool J, "Are you my daddy?"

Too Wong Fu 2

Noxeema Jackson BKA Sheryl Underwood. I love your comedy Sheryl but you look like Wesley Snipes' stunt double in Too Wong Foo. You know you aint got no business with your back(s) out. LMAO!

Morning Rant: In and Out Burgers be Good

Only an In-N-Out Burger can put a smile like this on a grown mans face. Well any burger works for Cedric. Cedric the Entertainer enjoys an In-N-Out burger at an Oscar after party. Look how happy he is. The burger took away his depression after not being nominated for his role in The Cleaner. (Will anybody admit to seeing that?) Cedric come on to the east coast and check out Five Guys it puts In-N-Out to shame.

Nice suit Ceddy. That second button is pulling a bit, I am sure your tailor can handle that. A few more burgers and POP, ping, ping, ping, ping, MY EYE MY EYE!

All jokes aside brother your suit is stretching so much it is starting to get as shiney as P. Diddy's. You might want to see if Fox will give you another variety show. Shucking and Jiving burns more calories than does actual talent. Look how thin Wayne Brady is. I mean damn brother you look like you ate Lavita. LMAO!

All jokes a side I am big fan, get healthy and make some good movies, please. I am not a gastroenterologist but that gut looks like a tumor.

Can somebody get this man a Nutrisystem deal? Who the hell is his agent? They helped Mike Golic Lord knows they can help you.(Breathe, breathe) I feel better now. Five Guys for lunch, I am buying. Who's in?

Congratulations to Forrest Whitaker and Jennifer Hudson

And the winners are... (Well the winners that I care about are) For Best Actor Forrest Whitaker for his role as Idi Amin in The Last king of Scotland.

And for her portrayal of Effie White in Dream Girls Jennifer Hudson win the best supporting actress Oscar.

There is something magic about this picture I just can't put my finger on it. LMAO!!!

Both well deserved and Forrest yours was long overdue. I was truly moved by both acceptance speeches. Forrest yours was phenomenal I have seen all of your movies and I realize that I had no idea what your actual voice sounded like.

Much love to you both. Congratulations.

Honorable mention to goes to those nominated but that did not win. The Pursuit of Happyness, Eddie Murphy for his nomination for playing James "Thunder" Early (Donkey from Shrek) in Dreamgirls.

I almost forgot to mention my personal favorite movie from 2007 The Departed for winning Best Picture and a slew of other awards and Martin Scorsese finally winning best director. Finally, a movie that people actually went to see in the movies wins. Again congratulations.

Show Em What You Got Jordan

Michael Jordan, greatest basketball player ever. Jay-Z best rapper alive. You gotta love this joint. Enjoy.