Friday, May 25, 2007

What if. . .






What If Rosie O'Donnell is the Pretty one in her lesbian relationship. The only way that would be is if she was dating Greg Oden. But that would make her Hetero. . . That aint happenin.


What if Paul Mooney married a white woman, you young folks would know him as Negrodamus, from the Chappelle Show. That would be like George W. Bush properly conjugating a verb. That's like a white celebrity wearing panties. Could we stand the shock?More importantly could I be the MC at the wedding reception?



What if Jay-z kissed Tina Thompson? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!! That would be like a heavy weight match... I mean imagine the suction. We are talking pressure not felt since Serena Williams let Lavar Arrington hit them muscle-bound skins. And OH God the splash. . . Can you say Tsunami!














Have a good memoorial day!