Tuesday, October 27, 2009

C'mon Son

Much Love Ed this is what I would do with the time to do it right. But I would probably get in a real studio and stop using a high-end web cam. LOL

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Wrong Hole - LMAO

Obviously dude is probably smallish so but this is not possible for real men. Enjoy the vid.

Friday, August 28, 2009

Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Food Porn

Candidate #1 - The KFC "Double Down". For the record Willie Geist is Hysterical. 1200 calories

Candidate #2 The PorkGasm Oh My God. This has to be 1 Million calories.

Who is the winner? To be honest I would try both. But I would then have my stomach pumped, a heart transplant, colon cleansing and then run a 72K race.


Saturday, August 08, 2009

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

NFL Fantasy Files

Fantasy Files from Tanner Cooley on Vimeo.

Pretty funny Cooley. I like anything that makes fun of the Cowboys, I also like watch Redskins drop passes. This was awesome. As an Eagles fan this pretty much guarantees the cowboys and redskins are going to be tire fires AGAIN this year. Eagles take the NFC East in August. WooHoo now we just gotta work on another Championship run.

Tuesday, August 04, 2009

Best Commercial on TV

ROTFLMMFAO Watch the Dad. Dude is doing a full on body spasm.

The mom is grooving, so is baby-girl. But Damn Dad, he looks like he is doing a standing stop drop and roll. Priceless!!!!! Big shout to my wife and kids for showing this to me.

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

Sexy arms, great grip, and self satisfaction - THE SHAKEWEIGHT

Hilarious Shake Weight Exercise for Women - Watch more Funny Videos

LMAO this is too funny. Lets take two vibrators and some old Jane Fonda weights, and you have the greatest gift ever. Men give this to your wives and they will look great in those sleeveless outfits and be able to jerk a knot into you "wedding-tackle." Ladies are you tired of having to workout and then stop to pleasure yourself not any longer! Let me introduce you to the ShakeWeight. Great for any Bridal showers, baby showers, divorce parties, married to Jesus parties. The possibilities never end.

This is friggin hysterical. I just ordered 17.

Wednesday, July 01, 2009

The Cleveland Show

Seriously I cannot believe they are actually going to do this. There will be some serious discussions on the subject matter of this show. Oprah is going to shart if she ever gets wind of this.

Tuesday, June 09, 2009

Kobe-Lebron Puppet Parody

LMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! Big shout to my man AW for bring this to my attention.

Friday, May 01, 2009


Please check this joint out absolutely hilarious. http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
Post your fave in comments

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Patented Ball Hoisting Technology - The Nut Bra


Highlights -

"Apple Bag"

"They look like Clint Eastwood"


Stanky Breath R and B singers

LOL! Day 26 probably has an endorsement from Listerine. It might help them with their thrush. Brush the tongue fellas.


Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Things That are Difficult to Say When Drunk

1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd h ate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Seton Keough Gets Another Title

My sister, No. 12 Amber Singletary's, High School basketball team The Seton Keough Gators came back to top Riverdale Baptist(Upper Marlboro, Md.) for the 1st inaugural ESPN Rise National High School Invitational girls title. Amber was named the tournament MVP and made the first team all tournament. Baby girl led her team in scoring with 13 points in the title game and as usual was a shut down defender. She also hit two huge back to back buckets to lead her team to a comeback win mostly with the All-American, Asya Bussie on the bench with foul trouble. This title comes on the heels of winning the Interscholastic Athletic Association of Maryland A Conference title and another invitational tournament prior to this one. To read more check out the USA Today article here. I could not be any prouder.

Hopefully this will give Amber the exposure she needs and also help propel Katelyn Fischer to the attention of some Division 1 schools. Congratulations to coach Jackie Boswell and the rest of the Gators. Great job Ladies!!!

Friday, March 13, 2009

Young, Just Rhyme, and DUCK!!!

Watch this. This dude gets knocked the fuck out. I am having trouble finding the punch. It is hilarious seeing a dudes true colors come out once he catches reck. Totally hilarious.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Monday, February 02, 2009

Ground Hog Day

Groundhog Day is an annual tradition on February 2nd in the United States and Canada on which if a groundhog emerges from its burrow and fails to see its shadow because the weather is cloudy, winter will soon end. If on the other hand, it is sunny and the groundhog sees its shadow, the groundhog will supposedly retreat into its burrow, and winter will continue for six more weeks. The largest Groundhog Day celebration is held in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania, where crowds as high as 40,000.

The bottom line is we have confirmation every February 2nd that there are at least 40,000 ass holes in Pennsylvania. That is all, now back to work.

I am a tad grumpy today.

Friday, January 16, 2009

Richard Pryor Show - Gun Shop

We all must understand the climate in which skit was written and filmed. This skit is powerful. Comment please.

Star Wars Bar - Richard Pryor Show

This man was absolutely hysterical. I refuse to let anyone forget Richard.

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Amazon Review of The Secret by Ari Broulette

Please allow me to share with you how "The Secret" changed my life and in a very real and substantive way allowed me to overcome a severe crisis in my personal life. It is well known that the premise of "The Secret" is the science of attracting the things in life that you desire and need and in removing from your life those things that you don't want. Before finding this book, I knew nothing of these principles, the process of positive visualization, and had actually engaged in reckless behaviors to the point of endangering my own life and wellbeing.
At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime. I obviously had an alcohol problem and a deep and intense disrespect for the postal system, but even more importantly I was ignoring the very fabric of our metaphysical reality and inviting destructive influences into my life.
My fourth day in prison was the first day that I was allowed in general population and while in the recreation yard I was approached by a prisoner named Marcus who calmly informed me that as a new prisoner I had been purchased by him for three packs of Winston cigarettes and 8 ounces of Pruno (prison wine). Marcus elaborated further that I could expect to be raped by him on a daily basis and that I had pretty eyes.
Needless to say, I was deeply shocked that my life had sunk to this level. Although I've never been homophobic I was discovering that I was very rape phobic and dismayed by my overall personal street value of roughly $15. I returned to my cell and sat very quietly, searching myself for answers on how I could improve my life and distance myself from harmful outside influences. At that point, in what I consider to be a miraculous moment, my cell mate Jim Norton informed me that he knew about the Marcus situation and that he had something that could solve my problems. He handed me a copy of "The Secret". Normally I wouldn't have turned to a self help book to resolve such a severe and immediate threat but I literally didn't have any other available alternatives. I immediately opened the book and began to read.
The first few chapters deal with the essence of something called the "Law of Attraction" in which a primal universal force is available to us and can be harnessed for the betterment of our lives. The theoretical nature of the first few chapters wasn't exactly putting me at peace. In fact, I had never meditated and had great difficulty with closing out the chaotic noises of the prison and visualizing the positive changes that I so dearly needed. It was when I reached Chapter 6 "The Secret to Relationships" that I realized how this book could help me distance myself from Marcus and his negative intentions. Starting with chapter six there was a cavity carved into the book and in that cavity was a prison shiv. This particular shiv was a toothbrush with a handle that had been repeatedly melted and ground into a razor sharp point.
The next day in the exercise yard I carried "The Secret" with me and when Marcus approached me I opened the book and stabbed him in the neck. The next eight weeks in solitary confinement provided ample time to practice positive visualization and the 16 hours per day of absolute darkness made visualization about the only thing that I actually could do. I'm not sure that everybody's life will be changed in such a dramatic way by this book but I'm very thankful to have found it and will continue to recommend it heartily.

Ari you are AWESOME!!!!

Tuesday, January 06, 2009

Today's Joke - A Damn Fine Explanation

A wife came home early and found her husband in their bedroom making love to a very attractive young woman.

And she was somewhat upset. 'You are a disrespectful pig!' she cried. 'How dare you do this to me -- a faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving you. I want a divorce right away!'

And the husband replied, 'Hang on just a minute love so at least I can
tell you what happened.' 'Fine, go ahead,' she sobbed,' but they'll be the last words you'll say to me!'

And the husband began -- 'Well, I was getting into the car to drive home, and this young lady here asked me for a lift. She looked so down and out and defenseless that I took pity on her and let her into the car.

I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She told me that she hadn't eaten for three days.

So, in my compassion, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas I
made for you last night, the ones you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll put on weight. The poor thing devoured them in moments. Since she needed a good lean-up, I suggested a shower, and while she was doing that, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes, so I threw them away.

Then, as she needed clothes, I gave her the designer jeans that you have had for a few years, but don't wear because you say they are too tight.

I also gave her the underwear that was your anniversary present, which
you don't wear because I don't have good taste.

I found the sexy blouse my sister gave you for Christmas that you don't wear just to annoy her, and I also donated those boots you bought at the expensive boutique and don't wear because someone at work has a pair the same.'

The husband took a quick breath and continued - 'She was so grateful for my understanding and help that as I walked her to the door, she turned to me with tears in her eyes and said, 'Please ... Do you have anything else that your wife doesn't use?

- Author Unknown