Thursday, August 09, 2007

This is almost not funny, almost.

Aside from the clothes and the makeup apparently her performances suck ass now too. Where is her Momma? Who is her pastor? Has anyone called Jesus on her behalf yet? I need a vitamin water, a pressure pill, and a shot of Jack after this one.

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Random Picture of the week

2 perms, 2 mustaches making u-turns and a dude that makes the best what the fuck face ever!! I just cannot stop laughing at this.


Something has to be done. This chick is ruining her self. This latest performance where she again lets Barnum and Bailey construct her ensemble. She looks like a Bulimic Moms Mabley. I asked for an intervention a little while ago when she was spotted looking like Michael Jackson's stunt double in the Wiz. How do you go from talented and beautiful to troubled and scary in less than 10 years? Are you poking veins Lauryn? Is the pipe talking to you? Are you channeling Richard Pryor? Cocaine has got to be involved. It's a hell of a drug. To the top of my celebrity prayer list you go.