Thursday, April 23, 2009

Patented Ball Hoisting Technology - The Nut Bra



ROTFLMMFAO

Highlights -

"Apple Bag"

"They look like Clint Eastwood"

LMMFAO!!!!

Stanky Breath R and B singers



LOL! Day 26 probably has an endorsement from Listerine. It might help them with their thrush. Brush the tongue fellas.

LMAO!!!

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Things That are Difficult to Say When Drunk

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. No thanks, I'm married.
2. Nope, no more booze for me!
3. Sorry, but you're not really my type.
4. Taco Bell ? No thanks, I'm not hungry.
5. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
6. Oh, I couldn't! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
7. I'm not interested in fighting you.
8. Thank you, but I won't make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I'd h ate to look like a fool!
9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
10. I must be going home now, as I have to work in the morning.

Sunday, April 05, 2009

Seton Keough Gets Another Title



My sister, No. 12 Amber Singletary's, High School basketball team The Seton Keough Gators came back to top Riverdale Baptist(Upper Marlboro, Md.) for the 1st inaugural ESPN Rise National High School Invitational girls title. Amber was named the tournament MVP and made the first team all tournament. Baby girl led her team in scoring with 13 points in the title game and as usual was a shut down defender. She also hit two huge back to back buckets to lead her team to a comeback win mostly with the All-American, Asya Bussie on the bench with foul trouble. This title comes on the heels of winning the Interscholastic Athletic Association of Maryland A Conference title and another invitational tournament prior to this one. To read more check out the USA Today article here. I could not be any prouder.

Hopefully this will give Amber the exposure she needs and also help propel Katelyn Fischer to the attention of some Division 1 schools. Congratulations to coach Jackie Boswell and the rest of the Gators. Great job Ladies!!!