Past Recipients of the the Sports award Kobe Bryant the best scorer in the NBA and perieniel all-star he would have won the award in 2003 not for his night with Kate Faber. Not even for the ring he bought Vanessa afterward. He would have won for the tattoo his right shoulder and bicep. What a waste of a lethal shooting arm.
The Crown with Butterflies on it directly below his wife's name and is that a halo with her flowing locks and then... Kobe what the f*ck?! (I hate to break it to you but any chick in a silver bikini in an Tha Eastsidaz video does not get a halo without a holy water douche. I don't care how good your hubby's game is.)
Looking at this tattoo I now understand why there are some drugs that the NBA players association will not allow to be banned. If he was sober when he got that done I will get that same tattoo tomorrow. I figured it out Vanessa gave him a choice, get this tattoo, or I am going to castrate you and take all of your dough. . . Damn that was a tough choice!!!
Past Music winners and there are way too many to list including all members of Dipset (Dickset), of course Bobby and Whitney crack is whack, Lionel Richie for getting has ass whooped by his wife, Michael, Latoya, Tito their whole damned family except for Rebe. The 2005 winner would have been Brittany Spears, for well just being an overrall dumb ass and an irresponsible mother. Riding with your baby not in a car seat is absolutely unacceptable. We have all done stupid stuff as new parents but you are rich enough to put that kid in a bubble it is bad enough you are propogating the K-Feds genes the least you can do is give them a fighting chance to be normal everyday-millionaire-rednecks. Good luck with the divorce.
Past Hollywood WIR winners, Nick Nolte, Nick Cannon, Eddie Murphy, Martin Lawrence, and last but certainly not least Mr. Soul Glo himself, Eriq La Salle, this bama turned down $250,000 per episode to persue his movie career. That was in 2002 the only movie that I know he was in was his riveting portrayal of 'Slick Will' in Biker Boyz. (SNORE) Since then he has had blockbuster roles on Without a Trace and I bet he was the bamma missing. Just like his damn career. I hope you invested well. What a moron! Me I would take that weekly check, being Dr. Benton could not have kept you from pulling off the bullsh*t you have been doing. Let your SOUL GLO and get that check next time brainiac. Let's check out Eriq at his best, being a complete a-hole!
Finally the Reality awards. My favorite. The everyday person that you want to see beat upside the head with a ball ping hammer. The first that comes to mind is a neighbor of my aunt in North Carolina, it was your usual early spring day in the emergency room when all of a sudden a man is rushed in with all his fingers cut up and/or mangled.
The only digit not bleeding were each of his thumbs. Apparently Einstein was cutting his grass and he noticed the his hedges needed to be trimmed so he attempts to pick up the lawn mower and use the BLADE to level off the hedges... and here he lay bleeding and screaming. If this is not bad enough 90 minutes later another guy with the same symptoms is rushed to the same hospital. Coinkydink oh hell no, it was his other neighbor, he saw him cut the hedges with the mower and thought it was a good idea. Morale of the story most of the people you live near are stupid, and all of them watch you.Come back tomorrow for the 2006 recipients.
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