Tuesday, January 30, 2007

This just In!

King of Pop, Michael Jackson died today in a Bangladesh hospital surrounded by his publicist and an unknown family member. He died of food poisoning.

Jackson apparently ate 12 year old nuts.

Of course this is false but these are the types of things people send me via text message.

Last I heard Mike is feverously working on his new album and trying to get white folks to forget he is black again. I will keep you posted.


Anonymous said...

shut your bloody chee bye ass up!

Anonymous said...

Y'all motherfuckers should be ashamed of ya self. That's just sad.