Thursday, January 24, 2008

Troll of Love 3

Way back in 2006 I wrote Reality My A$$ and I touch upon the Flava of Love. Look at this dude, despite the fact that this man reminds me of what's left after a good colonoscopy and that he is by far the most embarassing black figure on TV that does not lead a local chapter of the NAACP. (You may hiss but look at a few of these guys on the internet) This dude is getting rich off of making a mockery of himself. And he is another celebrity with a perm. When is this shit going to stop. When will Conkalene fold? Damn. I am about to start rooting for the return of the Jheri curl I mean fuck it. We let the government get away with Katrina, We let Brian Gumbel call football games, and we let Brittany Spears continue to have ovaries. When will we stop this idiodacy.

Can we wake up folks?

It is time to revolt. This writers strike is fucking with my beloved television. Last night I wanted to kill small animals after being FORCED to watch Moment of Truth. Reality TV is the worse thing to happen to TV since, David Hasselhoff. Speaking of "the Hoff," they are remaking Knight Rider, with a mustang. What the Fuck? A Ford! Every bad guy will get away because this car will not make through the first episode. Flava you are Ugly in all dimensions! And while I am at it.
  • Hollywood pay the writers.
  • Brittany, get your tubes tied, liposuction, and a TAN in that order, please stop singing.
  • FEMA make me the director give me a weather radio, and HD TV, a guaranteed HD signal, a satellite phone, 300k a year tax free, I will keep shit straight.
  • NAACP hire leaders we can proud of again please.
  • Philadelphia Eagles bring in some talented recievers.
  • Redskins use the draft as a tool, free agents cost too much they are old and they do not perform.
  • Giants 2 word injure Brady his first snap.
  • Cowboys do not sign TO to the long term contract he is high maintenance he is soft and he cannot catch.
  • Rappers stop doing/carrying drugs, strippers are bad, make your groupies strip.
  • Everybody, neck tattoos are only ok if your culture has been doing it for the last century or so everybody else stop it.
  • Black people read, vote, and stop calling ignorance cute.
I feel better now.

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