Monday, February 19, 2007

Black Snake Moan

Black Snake Moan My man Samuel Leroy Jackson, Jr. Morehouse grad, and First Negro Jedi Master. (Hand me my lightsaber. Which one? The one that say Bad Motherfucker!) So I am watching The NBA All Star game. Getting ready for work and a Samuel L. Jackson movie preview starts I sit at the edge of the bed and... Wait did he just have a white woman on a chain? Oh naw that was my imagination I dun messed around and dozed off. Tivo rewind. Oh hell he DID have a white woman on a heavy chain? Yes he did have a white woman on a chain, and not willingly either. So I guess this aint a porno. Not just any white woman Christina Ricci. In the heart of the south and Justin Timberlake is in it. This cannot be good. I tell you one thing Black Snake Moan, that is a porn title, there is no doubt about it. Does anybody white know about this movie?I mean after all if a white woman goes missing the Today show goes on 24 hour alert, it becomes a federal holiday. And if a black dude kidnapped her ... nevermind. Y'all know I am going to see this joint the day it premieres. Anyway as this story develops I will keep you all informed. Sammy Sammy Sammy.


Anonymous said...

"Do any white people know about this?" Of course! The ones who are going to be making all the DOUGH when people like you and me go see it because we think it's controversial.

This movie is obviously going to have black males in our generation and the generations older than us going out in droves.

And you're right, that's totally a title of a ebony porn jump-off where it's one black guy having sex with a bunch of non-Black females.

A. B. said...

This a retraction. In my original post I stated that Samuel Jackson was an member of Omega Psi Phi, Fraternity, Inc. I have been informed that that is not true. I was given some bad information and I have corrected it. If there is anything else in this post that you all would like to "fairly warn" me about please let me know.