I Really Love Commercials

The more I watch this the harder I laugh. It doesn't get any better than this. As a Dad I would 100% be doing the same thing, but not outside. LOL!!!

Obama Win, The Aftermath

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

LMAO! This is great. Great Job by the folks at the onion.

Man Laws

In a world of advancing feminism, the emasculation of the male human has become, in a word, queer. Here are the laws so that we can continue to evolve as men without becoming chicks. That's right got damn it, man up!

MAN LAWS

1. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

2. It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the following circumstances:
a.) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.
b.) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse.
c.) After wrecking your boss's car.
d.) When she is using her teeth.

3. Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his buddies.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever unless you actually marry her.

6. Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. However complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

7. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man.

8. On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the
game in progress, but you may never ask who' s playing.

10. You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head
under the covers for the purpose of fart entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach ... And it's delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.

12. Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.

13. Unless you're in prison, never fight naked.

14. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

15. If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see anything.

16. Women who claim they 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate
knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.

17. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.

18. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.

19. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

20. Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she's withholding sex pending your response.

21. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a.) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b.) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c.) Another set and we can hit the showers!

22. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing (I.e., both urinating, both waiting in line, etc.). For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

23. Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.

24. The morning after you and a girl who was formerly 'just a friend' have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.

25. It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.

26. Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.

27. The girl who replies to the question 'What do you want for Christmas?' with 'If you loved me,
you'd know what I want!' gets an Xbox. End of story.

28. There is no reason for guys to watch Ice Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever.

I hope this clears up any confusion.

WTF 70% of Black Women are Single

I guess this is why my single friends are so happily single.

Here is a response. The comments enclosed are not that of the author or the sponsors of Did He Just Say That.



Whoa this dude is nuts. Please comment.

I really love commercials

LMAO watch the whole thing. By the way the product they are pushing, Jawbone bluetooth headset are awesome. Get one.

What's Up 2008

On November 4th, Vote for change. That's what's Up.

Chocolate News - The Death of Hip Hop

DAG is a funny brother. Nice to see him on TV again.

Chocolate News - Maya Angelou's Benediction

McCain's Worst Week

If you elect this man president, what he will do to our great country of ours is your own damn fault.

Random Thoughts

Olympics
So I am watch the Olympics with my wife and there was a cyclist that came in dead last like 4 minutes behind everybody else and I said to my wife, "Sheeeit I could do that!" What I mean is who the hell trains 6 days a week 8 hours a day for four years qualifies for the Olympics and finishes 4 MINUTES back. I could train for a day and a half to be that damn bad, seriously. Did anybody happen to catch the gymnastics finals. I have never seen more people falling and there was no liquor involved. 4 years of sacrifice in order for 60 million people to see you break your ass in a floor routine. Stay in school!!!

Anger
You ever have someone do or say something so ridiculous that you are so angry that you should break your foot off in them but instead you just laugh as if you heard a funny joke while slowly sharpening your blade. Maybe it's just me.

Restraining Orders
Is it me or does it seem illogical that in some cases in order to get a restraining order the individual that you are trying to be separated from must appear in order to proceed?
Judge: Where's the defendant?
Complainant: He was in my bushes this morning, your honor. Oh he's probably going through my underwear drawer or at my kids school.
Judge: Postpone until the defendant is present or the homicide is discovered. Next case.
You've gotta love our legal system, best in the world!

TV During the Summer
SUCKS!

Police Funerals
The loss of a human life is a horrible thing. You ever wonder how it is that all of those cops can attend the funeral. Thats the time to commit a crime. I mean they come from every county, they shut off highways, I mean really. Aren't there shifts that need to be covered? There needs to be an investigation.

Yard Sales
Ever have one? They are great you get to try to sell your old clothes, VHS tapes, appliances, basically the crap you don't need to someone that is up 7 in the morning trolling for crap they don't need. We are doing our first this weekend. Anyone need a XXXL shirt, with the arms cut off that reads "Just Did It?" Come on by!!!

The Late Isaac Hayes

Isaac Hayes was an American soul and funk singer-songwriter, musician, record producer, arranger, composer, and actor. Hayes was one of the main creative forces behind southern soul music label Stax Records, where he served as both an in-house songwriter and producer with partner David Porter during the mid-1960s. In the late 1960s, Hayes became a recording artist, and recorded successful soul albums such as Hot Buttered Soul (1969) and Black Moses (1971) as the Stax label's premier artist.

Alongside his work in popular music, Hayes was a film score composer for motion pictures. His best known work, for the 1971 blaxploitation film Shaft, earned Hayes an Academy Award for Best Original Song which was the first Academy Award received by an African-American in a non-acting category, and two Grammy Awards. He received a third Grammy for the album Black Moses.

Hayes was an innovative musician and as my pops tells me he put on a mean concert. Peep his outfits.

Yes ladies and gentlemen that is a chain vest and yes that it young Jesse Jackson in a duck-shaker (dashiki)

Some of you may have only been exposed to Isaac Hayes was his portrayal of Chef in South Park. The love making mentor/cafeteria chef of the South Park boys. A quick YouTube search will show the hilariousness (Probably not a word) that was Chef.

Another legend has gone on to the other side.

Isaac Lee Hayes, Jr. August 20, 1942 – August 10, 2008

Bernard Mac Gone at 50

The father husband comedian actor Bernie Mac died early Saturday morning at the age of 50. The Chicago Sun-Times first reported his death, which was later confirmed by CNN and the Associated Press.
Although the cause of death was not disclosed, the comedian, whose real name was Bernard McCullough, had been hospitalized recently for pneumonia. He had suffered from sarcoidosis, a respiratory disease, since the 1980’s.
A columnist for the Sun-Times, Stella Foster, said that a close friend of the family confirmed his death. Mr. Mac starred in the Fox television series “The Bernie Mac Show,’’ he was the KING of the Kings of Comedy tour and his film credits include roles in the “Ocean’s Eleven” series of movies.
I guess getting older this is what you expect, those that inspire, those that entertain you, and those that are close to you pass on. Bernie Mac was to me one of the funniest comics ever. He had a presence that took over a room, he had a way about him that was magic. He had a freshness about his comedy that I had not seen since Robin Harris.
This is the first time I had ever seen Bernie Mac, I was instantly a fan.
Man that brother was funny. Another great lost to us family, at least he suffers no more, him Pryor, Foxx, Carlin, and Harris are cracking the angels up right now. Thanks for the laughs.

Bernie Mac October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008

100th Post - Could this be real?

I had different plans for my 100th post. I am not sure if this is true, I do know that it is scary as hell. Some interesting perspective. The "Amero?" World Government? Corrupt media. Good grief, I need a drink.

I promise my 101st post will be more of what you are used to.

Jordan - Damn Straight

Jordan VS. Kobe - MJ says, "In my prime it would not even be a contest."

Before the arguments start what did you expect him to say, the most competitive athlete, arguably, and a man. Hell I don't think anyone can beat me at anything and I am far removed from being a world-class athlete. It's an ego thing. Now imagine being MJ and knowing that you are GREAT, how would you respond? He aint a politician why sugar coat it. When I build my time machine I will make it happen.

Get Some Nuts!

Once again Mr. T has found away to entertain the hell out of me. Commercial removed from TV because America is becoming a politically correct pansyville. I hate people. What person is really offended by this. Lighten up people.

I Can Feel It

This joint rocks. Now what is really funny is watching the other riders. There's always one hater.. "see dude in black coat in scarf"... then peep white chick biting her lip. She is feeling it, what she is feeling I am not really sure.

Mr. T Rapping

Mr. T's Rap Song | Viral | SPIKE.com

ROTFLMMFAO!!!

The Loss of a Legend - George Carlin

It is always tough to say good bye to those you love. Even harder to say good bye to those that have inspired you your entire life. George Carlin is probably the one comedian that I put along side Richard Pryor and Redd Foxx. His incredible ability to be funny from the 70's until today is a credit to his genius.

George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008)was a Grammy-winning American stand-up comedian, actor, author, and philosopher.

Carlin was especially noted for his political and black humor and his observations on language, psychology, and religion along with many taboo subjects. Carlin and his "Seven Dirty Words" comedy routine were central to the 1978 U.S. Supreme Court case F.C.C. v. Pacifica Foundation, in which a narrow 5-4 decision by the justices affirmed the government's right to regulate Carlin's act on the public airwaves.

Carlin's mid-2000s stand-up routines focused on the flaws in modern-day America. He often took on contemporary political issues in the United States and satirized the excesses of American culture.

A disciple of Lenny Bruce,[19] he placed second on the Comedy Central cable television network list of the 10 greatest stand-up comedians, ahead of Bruce and behind Richard Pryor.[20] He was a frequent performer and guest host on The Tonight Show during the three-decade Johnny Carson era, and was also the first person to host Saturday Night Live.

TheRealMcCain

www.TheRealMcCain.com

Since they are going at my President. Let's go at the republican candidate

This one is my favorite.

One of the best scene in tv history

Doing The Math

If you were to do the math on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce. After 5 years of marriage, he ends up paying her $49 million. Assuming he banged her every night, during their 5 year relationship (any married man knows THAT doesn't happen), it ends up costing him $26,849 per lay, not counting attorney's fees and court costs. Elliot Spitzer's call girl Kristen charges $4,000 an hour. Crazy, right? But...

Had Paul McCartney employed Kristen for 5 years, he would've paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a savings of $41+million). Value-added benefits are: a 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, wide open menu, ability to put BOTH legs around you, no bitching and complaining or "to do" lists. Best of all, she leaves when you're done, and comes back the next day, ready for another round. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees. Is it just me, or is Kristen a WAY better deal?

Are You My Daddy? - May 22nd 2008

Grey's Anatomy Star Chandra Wilson is asking Russell from Fat Albert and the Cosby Kids(bottom right), "Are you my daddy?" LMAO!!!! You be the judge. Big shout to my lovely wife for this one.

82 Things White People Like. LMAO!

I saw this and I thought this was totally hilarious. I am not the author. Enjoy

82 Things White People Like:

• #82 Hating Corporations



• #81 Graduate School



• #80 The Idea of Soccer



• #79 Modern Furniture



• #78 Multilingual Children



• #77 Musical Comedy



• #76 Bottles of Water



• #75 Threatening to Move to Canada



• #74 Oscar Parties



• #73 Gentrification



• #72 Study Abroad



• #71 Being the only white person around



• #70 Difficult Breakups



• #69 Mos Def (LMMFAO!!!)



• #68 Michel Gondry



• #67 Standing Still at Concerts



• #66 Divorce



• #65 Co-Ed Sports



• #64 Recycling



• #63 Expensive Sandwiches



• #62 Knowing What’s Best for Poor People



• #61 Bicycles



• #60 Toyota Prius



• #59 Natural Medicine



• #58 Japan



• #57 Juno



• #56 Lawyers



• #55 Apologies



• #54 Kitchen Gadgets



• #53 Dogs



• #52 Sarah Silverman (I think she is really Dave Chapelle)



• #51 Living by the Water



• #50 Irony



• #49 Vintage



• #48 Whole Foods and Grocery Co-ops



• #47 Arts Degrees



• #46 The Sunday New York Times



• #45 Asian Fusion Food



• #44 Public Radio



• #43 Plays



• #42 Sushi



• #41 Indie Music



• #40 Apple Products



• #39 Netflix



• #38 Arrested Development



• #37 Renovations



• #36 Breakfast Places



• #35 The Daily Show/Colbert Report



• #34 Architecture



• #33 Marijuana



• #32 Vegan/Vegetarianism



• #31 Snowboarding



• #30 Wrigley Field



• #29 80s Night



• #28 Not having a TV



• #27 Marathons



• #26 Manhattan (now Brooklyn too!)



• #25 David Sedaris



• #24 Wine



• #23 Microbreweries



• #22 Having Two Last Names



• #21 Writers Workshops



• #20 Being an expert on YOUR culture



• #19 Traveling



• #18 Awareness



• #17 Hating their Parents



• #16 Gifted Children



• #15 Yoga



• #14 Having Black Friends



• #13 Tea



• #12 Non-Profit Organizations



• #11 Asian Girls



• #10 Wes Anderson Movies



• #9 Making you feel bad about not going outside



• #8 Barack Obama



• #7 Diversity



• #6 Organic Food



• #5 Farmer’s Markets



• #4 Assists



• #3 Film Festivals



• #2 Religions their parents don’t belong to



• #1 Coffee

So I forgot my Gym bag today

I am a former gym rat. I USED to workout 6 times a week Monday - Saturday. I say former because I am now softer than hot air dryed rabbit nuts. A back/neck injury, marriage and kids kept me out of the gym for 3 years. So stuck on swole (SOS) as I am I have recommitted myself to the gym and eating "better." Having forgotten my bag this morning I decided to go back home get my bag and go to the gym. Well due to the rain, shitty maryland drivers and one pennsylvania driver I took too long to go to the gym. I will do a 2 a day tomorrow to "make-up." PROBABLY. So since this has turned into a cheat day I was going to get some fast food. I got the Indiana Jones whopper. Do not make this mistake. It tasted like yak ass with habenero sauce, smothered in gunpowder. 1st bite I was like hmm that is an interesting blend of flavors, let me try to swallow it might get better. 2nd bite hmm that burns a bit wash it down with some diet coke. Is that SMOKE? 3rd bite.... CALL THE MORTICIAN. I would rather eat Indiana Jones' whip rather than eat this sandwich.

The moral of the story is go to the gym or eat this sandwich, either way you lose weight. Gym you will build muscle, live longer, lower your blood pressure, cholesterol, etc. The Burger King option will result in violent bylemia which leads to weight loss from loss of muscle mass, fat, rotted teeth and malnutrition.

This is a public service announcement people. Do not make this mistake. Go see the movie.

Stabenow's Husband, A Bargain Shopper

Following revelations that Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow's husband, Thomas Athans, told police he had paid $150 for sex with a prostitute, the AP reported that police had arrested Alycia Martin, 20, on a charge of prostitution. She was subsequently released...

Not to rehash the Spitzer situation but what the hell did the $1000 an hour buy in NY and DC that $150 can buy in Michigan. I know there are VAST cost of living differences and I know that times is tough the Midwest but DAMN. I guess old boy was just a bargain shopper. I wonder if she takes anything off if you show her your union card.

But Back to Elliot, my advice to you, move west you can get 10 for the price of one. You may have to deal with a little Cat fighting if they are all together, so perhaps use a little Gatorade, Viagra, ginseng, and a staggered schedule.

What is really interesting about both of these stories is how both of them have Myspace pages. I guess EVERYONE accept for me has a myspace page. So maybe it is not just for aspiring rappers, actors, singers, and fake celebrity pages. Oh damn did I forget the Step it up 2 page. How could I forget the WACK movie pages?

You be the judge, $150/hr f0r Alycia or $1000/hr for Spitzer's Femme for Fee Favorite..

Now I am not sure if there is video but for the money, I personally think Stabenow's hubby GOT OFF better!!! LMAO

Barney Quote of the Week

One of my favorite shows. Probably my favorite Sitcom and arguably one of the best written shows on TV. How I Met Your Mother Barney played by Neil Patrick Harris is a well to do suit wearing bachelor that is a misogynistic, male chauvinist, womanizer and he has some of the most hilarious lines ever. Which is even funnier considering, the former Doogie Howser, MD star, came out a few years ago.

My new segment, the Barney quote of the week. This weeks, quote is:

Talking to a woman that you have already had sex with is like changing the oil on a rental car.

ROTFLMMFAO!!!

History in the Making

Habakkuk 1:5 reads:

Look at the nations and watch— and be utterly amazed. For I am going to do something in your days that you would not believe, even if you were told.

Never in my wildest dreams did I ever think I would see a Black candidate make it this far. Not in my lifetime. Sure I thought one day in the not so distant future. But not while I was still young enough to remember the Reagan administration. I am not sure how all of this will turn out. All I know is that I almost cried when George Bush was elected, I celebrated when he was defeated by Clinton, I was totally disappointed when W got elected, I wanted to move to Djibouti when he was reelected, I thought surely God was punishing us for any number of things. Now I think God is moving. I don't know if Obama is going to win it all but I do believe he is the right person for the job. Barack the vote!

5 Thing You Never Knew Your Cell Phone Could Do

There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival.

Check out the things that you can do with it:

FIRST: Emergency

The Emergency Number worldwide for Mobiles is 112.

If you find yourself out of the coverage area of your mobile; network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. Try it out.

SECOND: Have you locked your keys in the car?
Does your car have remote keyless entry? This may come in handy

Someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock.

Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object.

You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other 'remote' for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk).

Editor's Note: It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!'

THIRD: Hidden Battery Power

Imagine your cell battery is very low. To activate, press the keys *3370#

Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.



FOURTH: How to disable a STOLEN mobile phone?

To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe.

When your phone gets stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones.

And

Finally....

FIFTH: Free Directory Service for Cells

Cell phone companies are charging us $1.00 to $1.75 or more for 411 information calls when they don't have to. Most of us do not carry a telephone directory in our vehicle, which makes this situation even more of a problem. When you need to use the 411 information option, simply dial: (800) FREE 411, or (800) 373-3411 without incurring any charge at all.

Program this into your cell phone now.

This is the kind of information people don't mind receiving, so pass
it on to your family and friends.

Yes We Can

He is the Future

Get your popcorn ready.

The 2nd Anniversary of Mansome Times Day

Happy Valentine's Day. But this post is your reminder ladies you have a month to prepare for Mansometimes Day.

It is a day that rightfully sets off March Madness. It is the day that all you 21st century women, put the kids to bed early, call a babysitter, cancel your sorority meetings, skip the book club, move your 'mani' and 'pedi' to tomorrow. This is the day that you show your man some time. No need to buy him jewelry (you can if you like.) Don't buy him no damn drawz. Take out the time this evening to get home a little early, take a bath, light a candle, if you in college stick an incent in a plant. When your man gets home, take his clothes off, make him shower and apply lotion, you can help. But these things must occur.

• No gossip, no nagging, no TV except for whatever he wants to watch and no touching the remote (including the volume!)
• Prepare or buy his favorite cut of steak (4 pound porterhouse should do) prepared to his liking. If he is a vegetarian he is probably wearing panties and prefers the butcher's son
• Baked Potato at least a pounder and of course all his favorite fixins(Butter Butter Butter, Cheese, Chives, REAL bacon)
• After dinner, a BJ like it is his birthday and he just bought you a MayBach. Pretend like it has the antidote in it.
• Remember this Steak and head! Say it with me, "STEAK and HEAD!"

After that he is under no obligation to retort but if he is so generous he will take good care of his wonderful lady like a true gentlemen. And you two can go to sleep having renewed your carnal vows. (Cuddling optional)So spread the word fellas, Ladies get ready!

Are you serious

I can't stop laughing at this picture. Big shout to Smartenupnas for this joint. He desperately needs his ass whooped and accounts frozen for that chain. I thought Run having a shell head Adidas gold medallion was bad back in 87. Come on kid a Frosted Flakes chain, Tiger pants and a white T. You are just one other person that makes me wish birth control were retroactive. This just in his manager who is wheel chair bound wears a Special K box. I aint sure who this fool is but I guarantee his rap group are the Cereal Killers.

Troll of Love 3

Way back in 2006 I wrote Reality My A$$ and I touch upon the Flava of Love. Look at this dude, despite the fact that this man reminds me of what's left after a good colonoscopy and that he is by far the most embarassing black figure on TV that does not lead a local chapter of the NAACP. (You may hiss but look at a few of these guys on the internet) This dude is getting rich off of making a mockery of himself. And he is another celebrity with a perm. When is this shit going to stop. When will Conkalene fold? Damn. I am about to start rooting for the return of the Jheri curl I mean fuck it. We let the government get away with Katrina, We let Brian Gumbel call football games, and we let Brittany Spears continue to have ovaries. When will we stop this idiodacy.

Can we wake up folks?

It is time to revolt. This writers strike is fucking with my beloved television. Last night I wanted to kill small animals after being FORCED to watch Moment of Truth. Reality TV is the worse thing to happen to TV since, David Hasselhoff. Speaking of "the Hoff," they are remaking Knight Rider, with a mustang. What the Fuck? A Ford! Every bad guy will get away because this car will not make through the first episode. Flava you are Ugly in all dimensions! And while I am at it.

• Hollywood pay the writers.
• Brittany, get your tubes tied, liposuction, and a TAN in that order, please stop singing.
• FEMA make me the director give me a weather radio, and HD TV, a guaranteed HD signal, a satellite phone, 300k a year tax free, I will keep shit straight.
• NAACP hire leaders we can proud of again please.
• Philadelphia Eagles bring in some talented recievers.
• Redskins use the draft as a tool, free agents cost too much they are old and they do not perform.
• Giants 2 word injure Brady his first snap.
• Cowboys do not sign TO to the long term contract he is high maintenance he is soft and he cannot catch.
• Rappers stop doing/carrying drugs, strippers are bad, make your groupies strip.
• Everybody, neck tattoos are only ok if your culture has been doing it for the last century or so everybody else stop it.
• Black people read, vote, and stop calling ignorance cute.

I feel better now.

I am Hiro!

Which Heroes Character Are You?

Created by BuddyTV

Coming to a Theater Near You

Wesley Snipes in the live action rendition of the Hanna Barbera classic Secret Squirrel. Here are some behind the scenes photos.LMAO. This dude is filming "Gay Blade IV: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!" LOL!!! I know his daddy Nipsey Russell is proud. Ok I will stop.

TO Crying LMAO

Terrell Owens was pretty emotional after the Giants knocked him and his Cowboys out of the playoffs. I now understand why TO is such a bad teammate to play with, aside from the Sleepy Brown Shades, homeboy is a damn 16 year old girl with daddy issues. LOL. I have never seen anything so pathetic in my life. "That's my teammate " Man if you could catch you wouldn't have these problems. Eagles and Redskin fans really appreciate this one Terrell. Enjoy the video... I did. LMAO!!!

TERREL OWENS CRYING

LOL Caption This Kids

Seeing as I don't want to get erased someone please channel me and add the appropriate caption for this one. Ahh screw it. They impeached Clinton for this shit!!!!!

Who does he look like?

I'm Rick James Junior!!!! Bitch!!!!!

LMAO!!! Cocaine is a hell of a drug.